David Anthony*: Techno-wizard, chief IT officer, heavy lifting. Brains and braun. What more could you ask for?

(*not his real name)

Bobby Nacho*: Contract negotiations, rights management (especially dramatic)

(*not his real name)

Azer Dragon*: Accounting (starting to get really good at fractions)

(*not his real name)

Sirius Barksalot*: Security chief, complaints department manager (if you have a bone to pick), all around go-fer

(*not his real name)

Piper Bandit*: Office manager

(*not her real name)

Kat Loaf*:Designer, perfectionist, quality control

(*not her real name)

Teriyaki (upper left)*, Sushi (right)*: Editors (they're very picky)

(*not their real names)

Yotzeret*: The Boss

(*"Creator")